With people avoiding public transit right now, the road trip is more popular than ever. And, hey, who doesn’t love the open road and “I Spy”? But there’s another reason to hit the highway this year: for the sex.
Road trips offer up a ton of opportunities for adventurous sex. You can have sex in your car (while parked — never get frisky while driving). You can have sex near your car. You can have sex in a random hotel, a scenario that’s ripe for roleplaying. You could have sex with a different person in each town you visit. The possibilities are endless.
To get your motor running (har har), we rounded up some of the steamiest driving-related sex stories on Reddit — and some from our very own readers. (Remember: These tales are for entertainment only; if you’re interested in getting frisky on your own road trip, remember to be safe.)
“I rub my BF’s thigh while he drives. Kind of like a nice thigh massage. Once on a road trip I rubbed his thigh for hours, he was so hard by the time he pulled over for me to blow him he couldn’t get his belt unbuckled fast enough. Its [sic] a nice build up.” – Reddit“I once let my partner eat me out while I was ‘driving’ in the middle of an LA traffic jam at night near the Hollywood Bowl (I was wearing a short dress). It didn’t last long because soon we had to pull up next to an SUV that could have peered down and seen us in the act. But it was exhilarating while it lasted.” – Anonymous “My husband and I were on our way home from an eight hour drive. He loves to play with me while he drives and usually I reciprocate with either a handy or some road head. Well, he hit some magical spots with his hand and it got me so hot I had to have him right then. He pulled off the next exit and after a quick car check (there were none) he took me doggy from behind the car. I held onto the trunk and it was hands down the best road sex.” – Reddit “When I was in a LDR, I would drive to see my partner pretty frequently — or vice versa. It could be a long drive, so we’d chat on the phone during it to keep the other person company. Every so often when the sexual anticipation was particularly high, we’d have a phone sex session while one of us was driving. It always made the IRL sex that night especially hot.” -Anonymous“A few weeks back, I moved cross country to be with my girlfriend. She offered to do the drive with me, and flew in, then drove out over the span of a couple of days… Given the stress of loading the car with infinite suitcases, moving, and spending multiple days in a car together and staying at shitty hotels, the car ride wasn’t filled with a constant sexual energy.
“But then we passed a few roadside adult stores, then saw looming, very dark rain clouds on the horizon, headed towards us. I mentioned to her that we should stop at a sex toy shop and then find a place (even if quasi-public) to have sex in the pouring rain. She loved this idea and we started to plot out where we’d likely be when the rain hit us.
“We went into a store and found a ‘bag of fun’ that was literally a brown paper bag for $10 with no indication of what was inside. What the hell, right? We bought it and found a pretty terrible porno DVD, a G-spot massager (no batteries for immediate use unfortunately), some flavoured lube, and a condom. As we got back in the car, the rain REALLY started to come down, so we hopped in and peeled out to go look for a spot.
“We were probably 100 yards off the main road, visible to cars driving by but only for a second, through a gap in the trees. We got out of the car and started making out in the rain, and stripping each other down. I bent her over the hood of my car, kneeled behind her and used my tongue, then began using my fingers. After a few seconds, she straightened up, grabbed me and spun me around, leaning me against the car and started sucking on me…
“Before long we were both pretty soaked. I put my shirt on the side edge of my car hood and leaned her back onto it, put a bit of our newly purchased lube on. I entered her, leaned in for another kiss, and started thrusting inside her.” – Reddit
“My family was road tripping around Germany and I accidentally cracked the screen on my dad’s phone. I went to get it fixed and the guy in the shop was super cute. So when I picked up the phone the next day, I picked him up as well, and we hooked up in my hotel room as soon as his shift ended. Oh, to be young. Did I mention my dad ran into us as we were headed to my room? He pretended not to see me. So awkward.” – Anonymous “Last time I went on a road trip w/ my husband he told me to wear a mini-dress before we left. So I did…
“About ten miles in he told me to take my panties off. Then about every five miles or so he would demand a little more — hike my skirt up more, face towards him more, touch myself a little, let him taste my fingers. The whole time telling me he was gonna give it to me… I was dripping wet less than 50 miles in. We pulled over and fucked like rabbits. – Reddit
“I was travelling with my dad across the country because he was helping me move to a new city. On the way, we stayed in a city one of my exes had moved to. He actually had dinner with me and my father, and then we went out for a drink while dad went back to the hotel. I got back to the Holiday Inn around midnight and my ex went home.
“But then something possessed me to text him: ‘I wish you would have kissed me goodbye.’ My ex replied, ‘I still could.’ So I snuck out of my hotel room, and he drove back to pick me up. We ended up hooking up in his truck a few times and talking until 4 a.m. The next morning my dad asked me why I left our suite in the middle of the night, so I lied and said I’d left my ID at the bar and had to go get it. Who knows if my pops bought it, but the hot, steamy sex my ex and I had was worth the shady lie and lack of sleep.” – Anonymous
“Before I left town recently, my girlfriend drove me to the airport, reallllyyy early. During the drive we both knew what was going to happen, it was planned, but also enough spontaneity that it was exciting the entire drive. Went to a factory parking lot nearby, no one there besides some passing cars. It wasn’t our best experience in a car… But it had some primal desire to it, both of us knowing I wasn’t going to be around for a little bit.
“We’ll be seeing each other again in about 5 days…I have every intention of blowing the last car experience out of the water with the next!” – Reddit
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